Ten worse dating websites

“Lol I’m SO DESPERATE for someone to buy me an i Phone 5 or i Pod Touch fifth gen,” she writes in the “most private thing I’m willing to admit” section.

I offend your morals, yet you still laugh at my jokes.” Um. It is, actually, very difficult to find anything to like about Asian Tom.

When I see awful dating profiles like this, I wonder if they’re actually trying to get a date, or if they just want a place to vent their loneliness and bitterness on the world.

This picture clearly took a lot of effort and planning, but what I don’t understand is… I give the 37-year-old props for going the extra mile and trying to entice women through everyone’s favorite orange-dusted snack. She says she loves people who buys gifts for her to show they care and she’s really good at sex.

But, seriously, this look is One 11th grade student on Ok Cupid is very upfront about what she wants. Her profile basically reads like an application to be someone’s sugar baby.

The crude, the rude, the dumb dudes — this list has it all.

First up, I’ve got to give the prize for the worst dating profile in the history of dating profiles to a guy who straight-up tells people they’re not going to like him.

It’s hard to even laugh about this one because it’s so bad that it’s baffling. Ok Cupid’s open-ended questions sometimes get singles into trouble because they just can’t help but vent about their dating troubles and, in so doing, reveal exactly why they’re still single in the first place.

Bathroom selfies are pretty much never a good idea. Particularly weirdly disturbing photoshopped ones like David’s. Spoiler alert: It’s not because they’re a decent and amazing person.

It’s his one-sentence bio that sinks any chance that a Tinder user will be swiping right.

Liam writes about himself, “I’m a 38-year-old hairdresser from Pakistan and a compulsive liar.” First, his profile says he’s 25.

“I have never EVER sent an unsolicited dic pic, and I’ll bet not many guys can say the same.” Yes, he spelled dick wrong.

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