Crazy like you dating
*Gives a nearby Bro a high five*” No, it’s not , and then you have the type of girls who will remove your dick with a blunt object and make a California Roll out of it.
It’s important to understand which one you’re dealing with here. So I’ll be forward when I say that I’ve been known to dabble in the art of batshit insanity…but it’s usually alcohol-induced so that doesn’t count.
The first stage of a relationship or courtship when people start dating is definitely the most important time of the relationship or courtship.
It is natural to go on a few dates with someone before the courtship could be established.
If you’ve discussed giving each other the right to completely invade the other’s privacy, then fine—but if she takes it upon herself, that’s not a girl you want to bring home to mommy. If you’re at work, a funeral, a family gathering, or even just out with your boys shooting the shit and she starts texting in ALL CAPS, calling you an asshole for not answering and threatening to jump off a bridge, that’s when you know it’s scary. If she doesn’t get along with your female friends, that speaks volumes about her character and lastly, if she has ever threatened your female friends to leave you alone—kick her to the curb.
If she tracks your followers, pictures you like, or comments you post with the intensity of J. I understand that social media has become a part of everyday life, but any chick popping a fucking blood vessel because you liked a picture of some girl’s dog potentially needs a script for an antipsychotic. Platonic relationships with the opposite sex are possible and if she can’t recognize that maybe she isn’t a full-blown nutter, but she’s lame no less.
You meet a girl and she seems perfectly normal and then all of a sudden she’s picking out baby names and knows your social security number by heart.
Hopefully you’ll use these tips to spot a crazy, before dating a crazy, and if you don’t, let’s just hope you escape the situation intact.These few dates actually determine how the relationship turns out.If one does something stupid during the date, the chances of its survival could fade away or disappear immediately.As a subscript of this category, I’m going to add this: if she mentions wanting to have your children in a way that’s entirely not a joke (meaning if her eyes start twitching and a tear runs down her cheek)—sprint in the opposite direction and make sure there’s no holes in any of your condoms. You’re going to have to deal with the repercussions of liking vagina. However, if the girl you’re with takes these simple jealousies and insecurities and turns them into DEFCON 1, then needless to say you have a problem.Social Media/Phone This category encompasses a lot, so bear with me. Next to these jealous bones you may find a few insecure bones as well. If she at any point has hacked into your phone or social media accounts without knowing your passwords, not only is she incredibly tech-savvy, she’s a nut job. I will note if she’s super drunk on tequila, then you can possibly forgive her—that’s at your own discretion though. If she doesn’t “let you” have female friends, especially ones you’ve known for years, she’s missing a link.Questions like, “Do you see yourself getting married? However, if a girl starts spewing any of the following questions after only a few months—get the fuck out: “What do you think our wedding song should be? Because I have a few picked out on Pinterest already.” “What color scheme do you think would work best for our fall wedding? If any girl is planning your wedding before you’ve even said “I love you,” it’s safe to assume there’s a screw loose.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating